The laST ONE
HAROLD REMEMBERED TO PUT ON HIS SASSY PANTS TODAY
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The girl from this gif is actually bat shit crazy
She is perfect, you shut your mouth
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8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.
This site scares me so much.
Reblogging because that damn comment
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☝ - How tall are you? 6’4
✔ - Sexual Orientation 100% mother fucking dick pig!!!!
♨ - Do you Smoke? Sausages!!!!
☟ - Do you Drink? Chugging one now!!!
♒ - Do you Take Drugs? Only the ones the dr tells me!!!
✖ - Age you get mistaken for… With put a hat 35 with 25
☆ - Have Tattoos? Yes I dooooo!!! Two
★ - Want any tattoos? MORE MORE MORE !!!
☯ - Got any Piercings? Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loads!!! 6 to be exact!!!
✌ - Want any piercings? I want more but running out of places!!
♧ - Best friend? B rocka!!!
♥ - Do you like anyone? I more then like.. I WUB him!!
♔ - Top 5 favorite bands? Dave Mathews. Robyn. Morgan Page. Uh a lot more but fuck I don’t wanna ramble!!
♬ - Top 5 favorite songs? I could never narrow down to 5… If u wanna know ask me….
☹ - Biggest pet peeve? Smacking when people eat!!! I wanna shank EM!!!
✍ - Story from your childhood. I was born in Montana. Shots a novel not a story!!
☄ - I wish… I was a balla, a little but talla!!!
® - Favorite foods? Stuff with out poison!! I love alllllll food.. I am a fatty!!!
☀ - Story about your day. I drove on the rumble strip on the freeway to hide the fact I was farting!!
♕ - Top 5 celebrity crushes? Oh god!!!!! Ben Cohen, Morgan page!!!!! Anyone with a million dollars on the big screen and a clean dock!
♔ - Top 5 favorite movies? Could never narrow it down!
☮ - Top 5 favorite TV shows? Misfits, new normal. Ask me when I am. Or drunk!
✏ - Random fact about yourself
I was once a midget named Mildred!!
